This is rather sad... my first blog is titled, "I know you want me?" So you must be thinking... Okay this girl is shallow wtf??? Get off this blog NOW!! Well, don't. I know that song has been overplayed.. but hear me out.
So...have you ever known someone but then not known them too well. But, yes you know them, and yadi yadi ya.. your facebook friends, you have friends in common. But when you see each other you do not acknowledge each others presence with the MOST used word in the English Dictionary... "Hello" well... so that's my disturbing mind-boggling situation. But then... I am across the bar and he is staring right at me. And i am staring right back at him... Like what do you say to that? Don't you hate LOVE GAMES?!! Because I do, but i can't get the courage to approach him and be like.. "Hey" I get up to dance, i find him staring at me. And you know.. now your gonna be like "OH" that shit is in my head!!! But my girls even ask me, "Queen why is that guy staring at you?" Ya.. explain that now!
So his name is... lets just say, "Dreamy-wants-Creamy" which we can abbreviate to "DWC" come on stick with me! He is the kinda man you want to talk to... you want to be seen with.. rather you wanna date. A month ago, some girl told me he was a slut... only to find out she's the slut! psshhh... don't you hate jealous, lying, conniving bitches too?! But I don't call him "creamy" for no reason... this is a black man who loves his women Creamy... so by creamy I mean. NO, chocolate is not on the menu unless its part of the common male terminology AFA which i will explain in my next blog. But he loves anything from hazelnut to lighter... I can't compete.. but I feel like with me, he see's a whole different kinda chocolate! A whole new refined flavour... BUT the fact of the matter is if your gonna keep lookin' at me then atleast SAY HELLO! Damn... I so know YOU WANT ME!
~trust me, this ain't over! We will be discussing him over and OVER again.
PS- Did I mention I once had a crush on him?
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Where are you from? You sound very funny!
ReplyDeleteMary, DC
I feel you! I hate dem nigga's who stray to the white side! Thats the shit that happened to my cousin but he were her fiancee. Brotha went and cheated on her ass real good! Leave him alone, he ain't worth ya and besides you fly as hell too!
ReplyDeleteHow do I follow your blog? I am also new to this.
ReplyDeleteHmmm! Interesting story. If you like him (and you know he like you too), why dont YOU make a move? I mean, where was it written that a guy should be the one to make a move? He might be a shy person, you know? C'mon gurl, i know you want me (sorry, HIM) too!
ReplyDeleteHey Mary, I am Kenyan. And i don't sound funny.. I am!!
ReplyDeleteSandra Flyest... damn!!!!!! That man did your cousin wrong... and now i guess i understand your hate for the straying brotha's but if we don't help me... then who will. So whats the update on your cousin now? Did she beat his ass?! lol
ReplyDeleteEsquire... "like" isn't the appropriate word. You know when your in a candy shop and you see the candy everybody wants and you don't necessarily want it but u want to able to say you either tasted it or had the opportunity. The society we live in here... is insane. If i make a move,it could ruin my reputation completely.
ReplyDeleteAm trying to recall which guys were at the bar last night...hmmmmm
ReplyDeleteAre you talking about me?
ReplyDeleteBrian
Olive... haha!!! Lemme add... you know him and I watched you say hi to him. But then that doesn't help because you practically know everyone in Soho's.
ReplyDeleteUmmm.... Brian? Sorry which Brian is this. And no it is not you.
ReplyDeleteBrian Kimani
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